In my short list of things I don't like about being single I have another one:

5. Having no one to open jars for me. I broke my hand a long time ago and I have a weak grip with it. This is usually fine except I don't remember where I put the vice-grips and last night I had to knock on my neighbor's door to ask them if they could open my bottle.

I just got an email from Ikea about a sale they are having. The table I have been lusting after (the biggest size in the list) is going on sale this weekend for $199.

Now I have to decide if I want to fill that space up again.